How would you spend $1000?

I sometimes follow a woodworking forum and (http://maplered.com) they have an interesting thread going.

http://www.woodweb.com/cgi-bin/forums/business.pl?read=441388

The question of the moment is, If you only have $1000, how would youu most effectively spend it on getting new business?

What do you all think? How would you spend $1000?

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